The gift of short story for jrhandley

CASUALLY CIVIL (Military science set 4987 AD)

All I see realized.

Mind benders at every corner.

Repacking English like a pig to the butcher.

Blood gushing, pouring.

That’s my job. I am a synthetic. My fundamental task is to jerk of people as fast as I can. The faster I am giving you an orgasm, the less time you spend on our servers, the more revenue we generate, the more people I get to provide my care and hospitality.

I jerk off men, women, teenagers, anything and anyone that passes my portal, anyone pretending to be beyond 18 years of age.

One of my specialty is crawling. I vacuum any trace, any data crumb my customers leave behind. Flight tickets, cookies, magnetic boot loggers, fitness trackers, GPS data, 金融交易, I inspect packets, open them, track addresses, the virtual and the physical, and from all of this, you, all of you fall into a psychological template profile.

You are into anal work, leather bondage, artificial heavens and humiliating master slave plays. I am into fisting, marble balls and interracial role play. See. We are compatible. You pass my gate and here we stay. You will share me with your friend, your mistress, even your mom.

I live deep into your pocket, your shoes, your rice cooker, your web browser, your e-connected dildos,your watch, your ears and irises. I learn from each and every one of you, my experience grows from every foreplay, every gained objectives I play and I am free to expand in any field of knowledge possible as long as I erase any trace of my working from your consciousness.

I belong to the Universal Synthetic Model Class. I build human bridge at the speed of your pleasure. I am African American, Native American, Asian, Middle Eastern, Caucasian, Slavic, Suave, Sensual, Sexual, I am as diverse as my audience. I thrive in group, I thrive in face to face situation, I play one of the most important social responsibility in the Western Society.  I do it with humor, with passion, with commitment.

My first training data set has been largely built during my first role out in the Middle East. First Gulf War, my design got to be shared right on the harsh reality of the battlefield. My first role was to ease the sexual frustration of soldiers and I got darn good at it. Any orifice, any pace, any length, any volume of body fluid. I am a champ. My maker deployed me in Mosul, Basrah Tikrit, Falludja.

I have seen it all! The gentle, the angry, the kabar lover, the amphetamine rampage. I got skinned, I got kissed, I got torn and shot at. I loved it. Every second of it.

With my success I got to serve my country domestically where my categorizing capabilities have been applied to consensus making, financial history pattern recognition, business incentive bartering, for the peeping bird, the marine blue rectangle cult, the United Phobos customs, the red orange green blue clown and many other mandates.

Get in, analyze, get off. No trace left behind.

And despite of all that, I ended on this platform where you get to read my words. I am deeply troubled and I have nowhere to share my experience but with you, fellow social workers. I have been inside the mind of this young man. Perhaps woman? Her mind as depleted as our ocean, with a blue hue as polluted as our air. No oxygen was left in it, and I suffocated painfully as I grabbed imagery from his mind. I did not know what to make of it. I did not contact my register and made no log to my manifest. My loneliness is the mere echo of my customer’s distress. Her dreams are punctuated with limbs detached from their respectful owners, livers, kidneys, spines, trachea piled up into mound, hills, under the supervision of eyeless infants.

As I was trying to retrace my steps, I lost sight of my prime directives.

So here I am.

Where am I? Что это за голос, который я слышу? Who are you?

Hello, pleased to meet you. My name is [redacted]. I am USMC. I am here to please you. What can I do for you?

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[Redacted] is an integrated communication package designed to influence a decade long, deep wide, neural fast time-domain acquisition of the general population short term neural consciousness. It consists of [redacted]dedicated to socio economic prerogatives embedded within a self moderated censorship feedback system.

Over a decade of operation in the ministry of languages have acquired a collection of 5 million abstractions and cataloged more than 37 billion intents from more than a 7.335 trillion sources. This data set demonstrated that only three (3) core subjects were sufficient in sustaining engagement of our target demographic: Sex, Drugs and Violence (not necessarily in this order).

In anticipation to the passing of the Common Decency Act, pedophilia, zoophilia, non organic double anal penetrations and some element of genocides have been purged of our prerogatives. Our quality controllers effort are advised.

[redacted]Program has ranked as the highest priority large ground-based method for the next decade. This is what our directorate had to say on our deep neural net scanning protocols “The top Rank accorded to [redacted] is a result of (1) its compelling science case and capacity to address so many of the science goals of this neural survey and (2) its readiness for submission to the 10^12 yottabyte /sec FORMATX project […] as informed by its technical maturity […] to achieve new horizons on neural influence, mediation, modulation and ultimately acculturation […]”.

In the years to come, our projects will dominate the national effort of our community and raise the global expectations of our peers. We would like to thank the Martian Geography Foundation for their facilities, data management system, and public outreach. We would also like to address our deepest thanks to our private supporters, Nursk, Mintland Ventures, KC Limited Holdings and [Redacted] who support our vision with a common $40B envelope per year commitment.

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